Speed reviewing

Post by **3DOKid** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 5:31 pm

More ripping off of Atari Age.

Review a 3DO game in 25 words or less. I'll start:

Cyberdillo: Crap.

Space Hulk. AvP with strategy, no aliens, no predator and some strategy.

NFS. Car Porn. Test Drive from the Amiga on Steriods with bling.

Dr Hauzer: Demonstration of 3DO power. Alone in the Dark clone.

BryWI · Post by **BryWI** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 7:09 am

3DOKid wrote: Cyberdillo: Crap.

I have an idea that this line was the main point to your post.

Post by **3DOKid** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 11:49 am

Waiting for Trev to contradict me*

*then I'll ban his ass for sure this time.

mattyg · Post by **mattyg** » Sat Aug 01, 2009 9:47 am

Okay guys - I kinda expect this post to be deleted in the interest of taste but I'll do it anyway!

Cyberdillo - not as bad as the Kid says but not as good as Trev makes out

Plumbers - a Guantanomo Bay favourite

Way of the Warrior - like masturbating with a cheese grater - mildly amusing but mostly painful

Post by **3DO Experience** » Sat Aug 01, 2009 4:06 pm

Way of the Warrior... HA!

Your post stays simply for amusement.

Trev · Post by **Trev** » Sun Aug 02, 2009 3:33 am

3DOKid wrote:Waiting for Trev to contradict me*

*then I'll ban his ass for sure this time.

Ban yourself for cursing

(almost missed it w/the tiny font)

Cyberdillo - not as bad as the Kid says but not as good as Trev makes out

Mattyg is on target w/his balanced view.

Post by **3DOKid** » Sun Aug 02, 2009 6:09 am

*on target for a banning?

bonefish · Post by **bonefish** » Wed Aug 05, 2009 1:11 am

I'll keep it going...

Star Control 2: The best version of what could be one of the best games ever.

Gex: an excellent platformer that is all but forgotten.

Bladeforce: Cool physics, very repetitive.

ILUV3DO · Post by **ILUV3DO** » Wed Aug 05, 2009 7:14 am

Alone in the Dark: Masterpiece of Suvival Horror before "Survival Horror" even existed.

Bust-A-Move: Bubble Crack

Wing Commander 3: Epic Sci-Fi space opera choose your own adventure interactive movie point and click space flight sim starring Luke Skywalker. Sheesh!

FrumpleOrz · Post by **FrumpleOrz** » Thu Mar 08, 2012 10:55 pm

Cruising through the archives is fun! There are neat old threads like this! Nothing like a little thread necromancy, huh?

Star Control 2 – God himself wonders why he didn't make this before Toys for Bob.

Dragon's Lair – I PRESSED UP. NOW I GOTTA WAIT. AGAIN.

Wing Commander 3 – How I imagine the future will really be but with more cats.

Plumbers Don't Wear Ties – Hand me my noose and lead me to the highest rafters.

Jurassic Park Interactive – Mrs. Grundy's 3rd Grade Class presents Jurassic Park.

Sex – ALMOST worth it for the puns.

Bladeforce – Why did it take me 14 years to figure out how to play this?

Putt-Putt Joins The Parade – I hope no one catches me playing this.

PaTaank – Play once a day with a heavy dose of hallucinigenics and you'll thank me.

Alone in the Dark 2 – Alone in the Garbage Can

PO'ed – What's Doom?

Trev · Post by **Trev** » Thu Mar 08, 2012 11:27 pm

Ha ha, nice ones. This was a good thread bump.

Martin III · Post by **Martin III** » Fri Mar 09, 2012 1:53 am

Indeed, very nice ones, Orz! Although:

FrumpleOrz wrote:Sex – ALMOST worth it for the puns.

I hope this is in reference to the 3DO title and not a review of sex itself, because if it's the latter, I don't want to know what goes on in your bedroom.

Anyway, I'll throw a few out there:

Brain Dead 13 - Entertaining to watch, marginally less boring than the titular neurological condition to play.

Icebreaker - Typical overhead shooting action, except there's 150 levels, no powerups, and everyone looks like a pyramid.

Psychic Detective - FMV games are derided for their limited points of interactivity, but this one proves quality more important than quantity.

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