3DO deathmatch - Worst of the worst
Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 5:31 pm
The jet from V.R. Stalker came screaming down on it’s armadillo target. But what was this? As the descent progressed the pilot became aware of something odd … all the bright colors … certainly a far cry from the drab wastelands the pilot was use to traversing. He knew he should pull up, (his training hadn’t prepared him for anything like this) but like a moth to a flame he kept descending to the colorful canvas world of Cyberdillo. “Eject” his brain scremed to him, “eject!” But it was too late. The rainbow visuals had hypnotized, and he was in an uncontrolable state, much like an acid trip. And, like an acid trip, the crash was inevitable.
The dillo grinned, pleased to have knocked out a foe so early. Rounding the corner he caught site of the blonde female. The vacant look on her face told him she would be an easy target.
Raising his plunger , he fired.
Out of nowhere, a half naked dude w/the acting skills of a stoned Keanu Reeves leapt in front of the intended target. “This is my speciality” he said, grabbing the plunger form the air. The dillo watched in much confusion as the dude picked up his weapon and proceeded to play it like a guitar.
He would need a plan B.
Meanwhile, things weren’t going very well for Chuck Rock & crew. “We gonna be late” he grunted to his buddies from B.C. Racers. They had left plenty early enough, but the darn fram rate had more than doubled their commute time. He nearly jumped off the bike when a sharp corner literally appeared out of nowhere. Oh well he thought, at least the soldier from Doom is having the same issues.
The last competitor had but one enemy to defeat before he joined the others in the battle for the worst 3DO game ever. Lucky for him, he was from Draxon’s revenge, so he figured his odds of winning were fairly strong. Unlucky for him, his final enemy was a flying target. It appeared there would be a 3rd one late to the show..
To be continued …
The dillo grinned, pleased to have knocked out a foe so early. Rounding the corner he caught site of the blonde female. The vacant look on her face told him she would be an easy target.
Raising his plunger , he fired.Out of nowhere, a half naked dude w/the acting skills of a stoned Keanu Reeves leapt in front of the intended target. “This is my speciality” he said, grabbing the plunger form the air. The dillo watched in much confusion as the dude picked up his weapon and proceeded to play it like a guitar.
He would need a plan B.Meanwhile, things weren’t going very well for Chuck Rock & crew. “We gonna be late” he grunted to his buddies from B.C. Racers. They had left plenty early enough, but the darn fram rate had more than doubled their commute time. He nearly jumped off the bike when a sharp corner literally appeared out of nowhere. Oh well he thought, at least the soldier from Doom is having the same issues.
The last competitor had but one enemy to defeat before he joined the others in the battle for the worst 3DO game ever. Lucky for him, he was from Draxon’s revenge, so he figured his odds of winning were fairly strong. Unlucky for him, his final enemy was a flying target. It appeared there would be a 3rd one late to the show..
To be continued …
