What would your epic final battle be like?

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What would your epic final battle be like?

Post by Lightning » Wed Sep 01, 2010 3:15 am

If you were forced to fight someone in an epic final battle, how would you do it? I would be in the hangar bay of a space ship in outer space and we'd be fighting each other hand-to-hand, and after a long, fierce battle, it would look like I would lose and there would be a a lul in the fighting and he'd say "let's face it, I'm stronger than you!" and I'd say "yeah, well I'm smarter" and pull a lever that opens the airlock door and decompresses the room, venting him into space, while I hold onto something that is attached to the wall. Then I'd pull the lever back up, closing the airlock, and throughout the battle this song would play: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c48Eg2IxMBw

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Post by Vance » Wed Sep 01, 2010 4:41 am

What the hell is wrong with you?

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Post by Lemmi » Wed Sep 01, 2010 5:41 am

Vance wrote:What the hell is wrong with you?
:lol: :lol:


here is mine already for you to seeeeeeee
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Post by 3DOKid » Wed Sep 01, 2010 9:49 am

The made mine too. (bloody colonies)

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Post by Lightning » Wed Sep 01, 2010 12:12 pm

Vance wrote:What the hell is wrong with you?
Why is it okay for you to post stupid spammy topics, but not me?

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Post by Vance » Wed Sep 01, 2010 9:08 pm

Lightning wrote:
Vance wrote:What the hell is wrong with you?
Why is it okay for you to post stupid spammy topics, but not me?
So you're admitting you're all spammy.

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Re: What would your epic final battle be like?

Post by NikeX » Wed Sep 01, 2010 9:14 pm

Lightning wrote:If you were forced to fight someone in an blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
that's exactly how it sounds, and everything you write.
the school is where this belongs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-E6q-m1tLn8

an w_h_o is trip hawkins?

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Post by 3DOKid » Wed Sep 01, 2010 11:52 pm

Lightning, prove to me your not an ass, and I'll ban all their asses and not yours.

I'll predict you fail.

Spammy? I had a spam sandwich for lunch, it was nice, it was spicy.

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Post by 3DO Experience » Thu Sep 02, 2010 12:52 am

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Maybe we should have an age requirement.:wink:

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Post by Lemmi » Thu Sep 02, 2010 1:21 am

awe let him be
maybe hes trying to liven this place up :P
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Post by 3DOKid » Thu Sep 02, 2010 5:46 am

I like Ham and Pineapple.

Lightning? Where is he when you ask him to do something?

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Post by mattyg » Thu Sep 02, 2010 11:40 am

Lightning? Where is he when you ask him to do something?


Well duh! he ain't gonna strike twice with a name like that! :lol:

.....and for the record my epic boss battle would prob feature an amorous octopus creature and a bunch of scantily clad asian women dressed as catholic schoolgirls...................

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Post by 3DO Experience » Thu Sep 02, 2010 11:53 am

3DOKid wrote:I like Ham and Pineapple.
When you put it on pizza we call it Hawaiian Pizza. yum
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Post by Trev » Thu Sep 02, 2010 1:00 pm

3DO Experience wrote:
3DOKid wrote:I like Ham and Pineapple.
When you put it on pizza we call it Hawaiian Pizza. yum
Once in a blue moon they'll even throw cherries on a Hawaiian Pizza. Usually have to ask though.


Oh, and I'd probably pick a similar James Bond type battle like Lightning and Matty. Except maybe I'd fake my death.
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Post by Vance » Thu Sep 02, 2010 8:06 pm

I remember saving up to buy a pizza when I was in Japan... dairy is more a luxury commodity there... and I got it and remember thinking "Huh, I don't remember asking for the corn..."

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Post by 3DO Experience » Fri Sep 03, 2010 12:08 am

HAHA! Corn! I love how everything you ask for (when in a japanese part of town) has egg on it. There is this one dish the Mitsuwa Marketplace that is pork with some odd coating on a bowl of noodles and on top of it all is an egg. I can't tell you what it's called because the names aren't in English. I think it's number 28, 23 or 38 for anyone near Jersey. It's at the counter to your left as you just come in. But not the one next to the windows.

Damn it now I want that dish!
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Post by Vance » Fri Sep 03, 2010 12:39 am

The... uh... Mitsuwa? There was a market named that in my neighborhood. The Koreans destroyed it.

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Post by 3DO Experience » Fri Sep 03, 2010 4:02 am

There are a few around the US. Very large. The one I've been to is in NJ right on the Hudson.
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Post by Vance » Fri Sep 03, 2010 4:18 am

Yeah, from what I gather there's an even grander one here in LA, somewhere. Never got to go, though.

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Post by Auto-Fox » Thu Sep 09, 2010 12:38 pm

Weird Asian foodstuffs aside...
My epic final boss battle would start as a space battle, ala Mobile Suit Gundam. My rival and I would first duke it out in giant robots in space while our respective factions fought around us, and then we would descend into an O'Neil Cylinder-type space colony. The robot battle would continue inside for awhile, until one or both robots were destroyed. After ejecting, we would fight it out in a Gun-Kata duel, and after running out of ammo, would engage in furious Kung-Fu, with the battle finally climaxing inside a shopping mall.
During the battle in the mall, we would use anything and everything we could get our hands on to fight, from military hardware to children's toys.
Also, there would be zombies, which would be on nobody's side, and for a few minutes we would team up to fight them before finally getting back to our fight. In the end, despite everything, I would annihilate my opponent.
Because I'm just that awesome.
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