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What would your epic final battle be like?

Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 3:15 am
by Lightning
If you were forced to fight someone in an epic final battle, how would you do it? I would be in the hangar bay of a space ship in outer space and we'd be fighting each other hand-to-hand, and after a long, fierce battle, it would look like I would lose and there would be a a lul in the fighting and he'd say "let's face it, I'm stronger than you!" and I'd say "yeah, well I'm smarter" and pull a lever that opens the airlock door and decompresses the room, venting him into space, while I hold onto something that is attached to the wall. Then I'd pull the lever back up, closing the airlock, and throughout the battle this song would play: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c48Eg2IxMBw

Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 4:41 am
by Vance
What the hell is wrong with you?

Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 5:41 am
by Lemmi
Vance wrote:What the hell is wrong with you?
:lol: :lol:


here is mine already for you to seeeeeeee
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPE00A6b9TY

Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 9:49 am
by 3DOKid
The made mine too. (bloody colonies)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWuaSww3 ... re=related

Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 12:12 pm
by Lightning
Vance wrote:What the hell is wrong with you?
Why is it okay for you to post stupid spammy topics, but not me?

Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 9:08 pm
by Vance
Lightning wrote:
Vance wrote:What the hell is wrong with you?
Why is it okay for you to post stupid spammy topics, but not me?
So you're admitting you're all spammy.

Re: What would your epic final battle be like?

Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 9:14 pm
by NikeX
Lightning wrote:If you were forced to fight someone in an blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
that's exactly how it sounds, and everything you write.
the school is where this belongs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-E6q-m1tLn8

an w_h_o is trip hawkins?

Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 11:52 pm
by 3DOKid
Lightning, prove to me your not an ass, and I'll ban all their asses and not yours.

I'll predict you fail.

Spammy? I had a spam sandwich for lunch, it was nice, it was spicy.

Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 12:52 am
by 3DO Experience
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Maybe we should have an age requirement.:wink:

Great tractor stunts... wait, what? They are whipping him with... bells?

I love you guys with all your bickering, I really do. I also eat Spam. I cut it into slices and fry it. mmmmm If you get it just right the outside tastes like bacon and the inside tastes like a ham steak. *drools*

Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 1:21 am
by Lemmi
awe let him be
maybe hes trying to liven this place up :P

Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 5:46 am
by 3DOKid
I like Ham and Pineapple.

Lightning? Where is he when you ask him to do something?

Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 11:40 am
by mattyg
Lightning? Where is he when you ask him to do something?


Well duh! he ain't gonna strike twice with a name like that! :lol:

.....and for the record my epic boss battle would prob feature an amorous octopus creature and a bunch of scantily clad asian women dressed as catholic schoolgirls...................

does hentai really send you blind?

Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 11:53 am
by 3DO Experience
3DOKid wrote:I like Ham and Pineapple.
When you put it on pizza we call it Hawaiian Pizza. yum

Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 1:00 pm
by Trev
3DO Experience wrote:
3DOKid wrote:I like Ham and Pineapple.
When you put it on pizza we call it Hawaiian Pizza. yum
Once in a blue moon they'll even throw cherries on a Hawaiian Pizza. Usually have to ask though.


Oh, and I'd probably pick a similar James Bond type battle like Lightning and Matty. Except maybe I'd fake my death.

Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 8:06 pm
by Vance
I remember saving up to buy a pizza when I was in Japan... dairy is more a luxury commodity there... and I got it and remember thinking "Huh, I don't remember asking for the corn..."

Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 12:08 am
by 3DO Experience
HAHA! Corn! I love how everything you ask for (when in a japanese part of town) has egg on it. There is this one dish the Mitsuwa Marketplace that is pork with some odd coating on a bowl of noodles and on top of it all is an egg. I can't tell you what it's called because the names aren't in English. I think it's number 28, 23 or 38 for anyone near Jersey. It's at the counter to your left as you just come in. But not the one next to the windows.

Damn it now I want that dish!

Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 12:39 am
by Vance
The... uh... Mitsuwa? There was a market named that in my neighborhood. The Koreans destroyed it.

Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 4:02 am
by 3DO Experience
There are a few around the US. Very large. The one I've been to is in NJ right on the Hudson.

Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 4:18 am
by Vance
Yeah, from what I gather there's an even grander one here in LA, somewhere. Never got to go, though.

Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 12:38 pm
by Auto-Fox
Weird Asian foodstuffs aside...
My epic final boss battle would start as a space battle, ala Mobile Suit Gundam. My rival and I would first duke it out in giant robots in space while our respective factions fought around us, and then we would descend into an O'Neil Cylinder-type space colony. The robot battle would continue inside for awhile, until one or both robots were destroyed. After ejecting, we would fight it out in a Gun-Kata duel, and after running out of ammo, would engage in furious Kung-Fu, with the battle finally climaxing inside a shopping mall.
During the battle in the mall, we would use anything and everything we could get our hands on to fight, from military hardware to children's toys.
Also, there would be zombies, which would be on nobody's side, and for a few minutes we would team up to fight them before finally getting back to our fight. In the end, despite everything, I would annihilate my opponent.
Because I'm just that awesome.