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God, can you hear me? I hate humans.

Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 9:31 pm
by 3DOKid
What bunch of pedantic anally retentive w**kers they can be. No wonder so many of them languish in their own pathetic existence bickering on about shit that really doesn't matter.

Da Vinci once said that most peoples contribution to the world is a full toilet, I actually doubt that, since most of them talk so much S**t, there is nothing for the latrine surely?

They make me vomit. The dis-ingenious, idiotic, red-or-dead glasses wearing -- meat, two-toned haired, Prius driving, simpletons and their ugly stupid iPad lugging children, the morons. Why was I, me, made to share this planet with these people so pathetic, that a few thousand years ago, they would have worshiped people of my intellect as a god, yet now I'm forced to be civil, and understanding, and tell lies about stuff that is irrelevent. If I could smite, as a God, with impunity, I would...

I f**king hate them, the worthless, are they dead yet, pointless, sheeple, that clutter my life .

... but the other sales guy is alright :)


GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 10:27 pm
by Scarlettkitten
Couldn't agree more, ipad hugging muppets :D

Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 10:40 pm
by Vance
Somebody was asking about all the ultra-rare stuff on the Sega Saturn and was really upset that it was over ten bucks. Most of the people who come in here are either neurotic wrecks or either those pathological cases who know everything about a game and could quote it like the Rocky Horror Picture Show two years before it's released.

A game design professor was in here once. I almost grabbed his leg as he was leaving, I was so starved for informed conversation on my level.

Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 11:14 pm
by Scarlettkitten
They've all played too much World of Warcraft and their brains have turned to blamange :P

Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2010 12:15 am
by Vance
A really cool guy was just in here. His name was Kevork (not sure about the spelling). Go ahead and interpret that as you will.

Oh, and the Crazy Screaming Japanese guy. No idea what happened to him as a kid, but it must have involved at least one penis.

Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2010 12:34 am
by 3DO Experience
I love your rant Kid, it makes me happy.

So Vance sugar cakes, what ultra-rare Sega Saturn stuff you got?

Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2010 9:40 am
by Austin
I like a good rant every now and then. This one definitely fits into that category. :D

Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2010 9:06 pm
by NikeX

Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2010 5:03 pm
by 3DO Experience
OMFG! HAHAhHA!@

Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2010 4:04 am
by Vance
Men are now wearing lowrider jeans. I repeat, men are wearing lowrider jeans. Biggish men who also have what appears to be A FREAKING MAGNIFYING GLASS hanging off his right earlobe.

Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2010 7:04 am
by 3DOKid
Vance wrote:Men are now wearing lowrider jeans. I repeat, men are wearing lowrider jeans. Biggish men who also have what appears to be A FREAKING MAGNIFYING GLASS hanging off his right earlobe.
I'm not down with the cool kids, but low rider jeans are those jeans that need pulling up (and a belt) but you can't, so the wearers sort of shuffle about with their under pants showing right?

Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2010 12:38 am
by 3DO Experience
No those are nigga jeans. Lowriders are the ones that are cut low on the top but fit snugly. They show off undies, thongs and tramp-stamps. (I love using that word) The only reason I could see a man wearing them is if he were gay. Seriously, there is no other explanation.

Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2010 8:53 am
by 3DOKid
3DO Experience wrote:No those are nigga jeans. Lowriders are the ones that are cut low on the top but fit snugly. They show off undies, thongs and tramp-stamps. (I love using that word) The only reason I could see a man wearing them is if he were gay. Seriously, there is no other explanation.
Tramp Stamps - tatooes just above the nick of their backside?

That's cool.

Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 2:13 am
by 3DO Experience
Yeah, I love the way some words sound.